man...what the hell is this...this really and i mean really sucks big time

arrrgg...i thought this would be good but this suck...dont write anymore!!!

Okay, I've already sent this to the Ranma ML, but here it is for you
who are not on it. Also the mistakes are corrected including my mispelling
of Kasumi. And Ranma's failure to scream when Shampoo becomes a cat.

			SCOOBY DOO AND RANMA TOO!


	 Narrator: Sometime in the 1990's......

A band made up of a combination of the Ranma gang and the Scooby Gang,
Scooby on hammond B-3 organ, Kouno on drums, Shampoo on percusion,
Shaggy on upright bass, Ranma on lead guitar, Akane on rhythm guitar,
Nabiki on trumpet, Kasumi on trombone, Kodachi on tenor sax, Moose on
MOOG synth, Velma and Daffney on backing vocals, Freddy on lead vocals,
Mr. Tendo on harmonica, Genma on jug, Ukkyo on spatula, and Ryoga on
vibraphone.

Theme song by CCR:
Doooo doooo dooo, do do do da do du du du da du, (scooby noise) HEY SCOOBY!!!
      :Scooby Dooby Doo Ranma too! It'll be the coolest show now!
	Scooby Dooby Doo Ranma too! A cursed boy and a hound!
 You know it's funny how one day while Genma was away a hack, just a hack,
	In the Ranma RPG led us to really see this mystery pack!!!
	DON'T LOOK BACK!!!:

	The Scooby Doo gang is visiting Osaka, Japan. They are at small
	Restaurant.

	Shaggy: Oh boy I can't to wait see the International Martial
	Arts Championship.
	(canned laughter)

	Scooby: Ru huh!
	(canned laughter)

	Velma: Ya I wonder how Mr. Lee will do?
	(canned laughter)

	Scooby: Oh I'm sure ol' Wong Lee can show them a thing or three.
	(canned laughter)

	Shampoo bursts through the wall of the restaurant.

	Shampoo: RANMA! I know you in here.

	Ranma is in the back of the restaurant wearing a silly disguise.

	Shampoo: I know one of you Ranma! I think I know how I find you!

	Shampoo lights a big cigar and begins to smoke it, the sprinkler
	system goes off, Ranma and Shampoo transform.

	Ranma: (nervous) One minor flaw in your plan Sham. (runs off screaming)

	Freddy: Did you see that.
	(canned laughter)

	Shaggy: I think this raw fish is begining to get to me.
	(canned laughter)

	Velma: I'm sure their is a logical explanation!
	(canned laughter)

	Scooby: Ra a rogical rexraration!
	(canned laughter)

	Scene cuts to the Tendo hotel room.

	Akane: I'll win the female martial arts championship, I'll show
	that that...

	Soun: RANMA!!!!!

	Ranma: Yes Mr. Tendo

	Soun: You should be here practicing instead of chasing around
	that Shampoo girl!

	Ranma: But I...

	Soun: No buts about it get to work! Take Akane to the nearest
	local dojo and you two get to work.

	Ranma: Sure Mr Tendo, you can count on me!

	At the dojo...........

	Akane: So Ranma are you going for both the male and female
	titles?

	Ranma: Ha ha very funny.

	Akane: I knew you'd be scared.

	Ranma: Scared, of what?

	Akane: Of me!

	Ranma: (turns his head letting his guard down) Of you ya right,
	why should I be scared of a dumpy little tom-boy (Akane gets
	angry) who's to slow
	to...(Akane Punches Ranma through the dojo roof) AHHHHH!!!!!!

	Cuts back to the Scooby Gang, who happen to have the room next
	to the Tendo's, they are in the hall about to go into the room.

	Daffney: Hey check out big-eyed kid with the huge bruise on his
	face.(canned laughter)

	Freddy: Ya and that must be his girl friend their!
	(canned laughter)

	Akane: I'M NOT THAT THING'S GIRL FRIEND!!! (punches Freddy out)

	Soun: (comes out of the room) What's all this noise about? Oh
	no!

	Velma: It's nothing, Freddy just got his skull lodged in the
	wall.

	Soun: Well it's a good thing we brought Dr. Tofu with us!

	Shaggy: Like tofu, where!
	(canned laughter)

	Soun: Come on let's get him into our room.

	Cuts to the Tendo Room Dr. Tofu is adjusting Freddy's skull.

	Dr. Tofu: Okay Freddy you should be as good as new, well almost.
	He He! Okay one more pop should do it!

	Kasumi walks in!

	Dr. Tofu: Oh well, um Kasumi, um I was just, um, finishing up
	this um, um...(twist Freddy's arm backwards)

	Kasumi: Patient?

	Dr. Tofu: Ya, um, so Kasumi, um... (ties Freddy's legs in a knot)

	Kasumi: Would you like some tea Dr. Tofu?

	Dr. Tofu: Yes! Um would you like some tea? (twist Freddy's head
	backwards)

	Kasumi: No Dr. Tofu I'm asking you if you want some tea.

	Dr. Tofu: Why certainly, um... (rips Freddy's arms out of sockets)

	Kasumi: I'd better go get it now.

	Dr. Tofu: Well Freddy your in worse shape than I thought.
	(fixes up Freddy) That should do it!

	Freddy: Wow that was quite an experience!
	(canned laughter)

	Kasumi: Here's your tea Dr. Tofu.

	Dr. Tofu: thank you!(takes tea pours it on Freddy's head)

	Freddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Dr. Tofu: Oh Ranma I see your little friend has fallen in the "Spring
	of Drowned Dork". Well don't worry, he might fit in with the
	normal kids yet.
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If you wish to see the rest of this mail me at BELLAMY@DELPHI.COM,
I will send you it as soon as it's finished.

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