Hay?  No, it's a little flimsy.  You need something a little tougher.

BERT!!!

You've been giving lessons haven't you!

Hey, wait a second!!!  I'm innocent, I swear!!  WW is quite capable of
punning all on his own, and I've got the mail to prove it!

Hey!  That's blackmail you're talking about!

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My other computer is a Sparc 20.

Wait a minute - you say that, like punning is a bad thing!

AlberCrombie

                                                                           
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