Dear Santa,

        I have just been this year.

My top eight Christmas List:

8) Space aliens invade the earth and I am chosen to
	play tag with their princess over the fate of
	the earth.

7)  Have my father engage me to a "violent, uncute tomboy."

6)  Be transferred to the 801 Tactical Training Squadron.

5)  Meet a cute girl with a red straw hat at the top of
	a flight of 99.5 stairs.

4)  A cute new apartment manager with a large white dog.

3)  A new video story around the corner that "is only viable
	to those people who are pure of heart."

2)  If I am ever pulled over for a traffic violation please
	let it be by officer Tsujimoto Natsumi.



	And my number one Christmas wish is:

1) The phone number to the "Relief Goddess Office."


P.S.: If it is not too much trouble can I also have the
	extension for the Debugger's Office.

P.P.S.: It is for Kenji, not me.



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