Birthday 'eh? don't you know it's not a Good Thing(tm) to say around
me? >:) ALL RIGHT BOYS! START THE MUSIC! *the happy birthday music
starts up*

Haaaapy birthdayyy tooo yooouuuu!
Haaaapy birthdayyy tooo yooouuuu!
Haaaapy birthday dear Isabel...
haaaapy birthdayyy tooo yooouuuu!

*LARGE explosion* {YOU IDIOT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SING AGAIN!} *(barely)
standing in a *LARGE* crater* but I just couldn't RESIST! {THAT'S it!
*drags Aaron to a cell with TV monitors covering the walls* What's
this? {you'll see....} *eyes bug out at the sight and sound of Clash
of the bionoids, Akira, the Iczer-one dub, Barney, and videos of speeches
by Ronald Regan, George Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot and Bill Clinton
suddenly coming to life on the monitors* 
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO! NOT THIS!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to smash the
monitors but they're behind a sheet of rather thick plexiglass*
WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert full C-ko/Soun
Tendo/Usagi wail/bawl here for hours on end) {can't drown yourself
either, I put a nice little drain in the floor}


[SEVERAL HOURS LATER]
{so, are you ready to come out without sining now?} *sees Aaron acting
like his mind is a stupid relative of a bowl of tapioca* {guess so...
*Nabiki-type grin*}


Aaron Stolz
aaron_stolz@cyberstore.ca