On Tue, 19 Dec 1995, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings!

Ted : Todd, did you ever go to the Origami club?
Todd : No.
Ted : well, it's too late - they folded last week.

Sorry - I just *HAD* to share this one.  :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey - I've got a worse one:

When asked to pun about the Japanese, I was begged, "Give a Japan-ese 
one".  But to pun about the Israelies - Israeli impossible.

Okay!  You asked for it!  :)

In Mexico, they make a drink by dipping a certain type of bird into a glass
of alcohol.  I believe they call it 'Tequila Mockingbird'.

A Frenchman will only have one egg for breakfast, because one egg is un oeuf.

In Saudi Arabia, I hear there's a lot of sheik-to-sheik dancing...

In Prague, walking by a drunk in the street gets you charged with passing a
bum Czech.

<ahem> I repeat:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(thank you)

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