Ben L. Harrison verbalized:

	You _know_ that puns this bad are a capital offense in some 
jurisdictions (not to mention being banned by the Geneva Convention)

But only if committed by members of any of the billigerents armed forces.

But I thought *ALL* billigerents had arms? 

BTW: what does a king keep up his sleav-ies?  His arm-ies!

AlberCrombie
 
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