On Thu, 8 Feb 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Wouldn't that chafe a bit?  0_0

Todd, Todd, Todd!  

That's knot what you should have said!

That should be 'WOODEN that chafe a bit?'  Sappy, I know, . (And I realize
I'm Aspen for it, but I was board)

I think I'll leaf now.  ^_^

It was only a matter of time until some sap started making puns. I'll 
lumber on over and chip in.

Hopefully this thread won't branch out to other MLs, all that barking 
would cause a headache. I'd be logging too many hours on my computer 
reading them all.

Only tree posts on this thread? How disappointing.

								- MW
Somebody shoot me.

Gladly.  <BLAM!>  That do it?  Yep, he's gun for good.  I don't take any
stock in puns, so when I see such a bulletin, I just explode.  Butt what's
that you say?  There are puns in this message?  Oops, I seem to be over a
barrel.  Well, I'll just skeet on out of here, then.  I have to take a pistol.

A-ko:  Who needs red kryptonite?  For puns like that, I'm *justified* in
maiming him!  Who wants him when I'm done?  How'd he get back on this
account, anyway?  I thought I changed the password.

Kent:  You should have used something other than "Kei-kun", you ungrateful
child.

A-ko:  How dare you?!  Die!  <SMASH>  Damn--missed.

Kent:  I'm outta here!  Ja!

(Kent heads for the hills)