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------Gos's House------------------
Gos:  Akane, um, um, uh.. uh.. uh.. uh.., say hello to me.
Akane:  Hello
Gos:  Oh this is pure heaven,  to hear Akane's voice talking to me.
(sighs and narrates)  You know Ranma will come after her.  And knowing
Ranma, he will succeed.  So I might as well give her back to him.  BUT
THINGS CHANGE OVER THE YEARS!  I am not the same Gosenkugi, I will fight
till death to keep my Akane, in fact, I'll get ready in case he comes
over.  (to Akane) right Akane??
Akane: Yes.
(Gosenkugi melts again from hearing her voice)
(A day has finally passed.)
Ranma: (punching the wooden pole)  That punk Gosenkugi's gonna get it,
wait till I get my hands on him. (Punches the wooden pole till it
finally breaks and flies 7 meters away and splashes into the pond.)
Mousse:  Nice, that's the third pole you broke this week.  Hey, I know
we never did get along that much, but we all knew it was that Shampoo's
fault.  But hey, let by gone be by gone.  Let me help you get Akane
back.
Ranma:  Thanks but no thanks Mousse, I can handle some skinny voodoo
artist.
Kasumi:  But you know Ranma, he did knock you out with that Poison gas,
(Ranma Shrinks) kidnapped Akane right under your nose (Ranma jerks like
he's been hit with something), and you even said he became tougher and
sneaker..
Ranma:  OK! OK! sheesh, thanks for rubbing it in!
Kasumi: You're welcome (smiles and giggles and leaves)
Mousse:  Doesn't she have a cute laugh?
Ranma: Yea, yea, lets go and get Akane back.
Mousse:  Right now?
Ranma:  Yea, Of course right now!
(All of a sudden Shampoo appears)
Shampoo:  If Mousse go, Shampoo go too.
(Shampoo has gotten more mature looking.   She still has that nice, dark
blue hair, and has gotten a little taller)
Mousse:  Oh Shampoo... (buries hand in face)
Shampoo:  I will follow you till you become my husband Mousse.
Mousse:  I can't, remember??!! I'm already married!!  You stopped
bugging Ranma after he got married!!
Shampoo:  The Law of Amazon say that if future husband get married,
forget about him and find another one to replace him.  You qualify since
you defeated Ranma and me so you more than qualified to be my husband.
(* this is from my fanfic "Depression"  -Jang C.)
Mousse:  But, I am married Shampoo,  so why not give up on me and find
another replacement?
Shampoo:  In the law of Amazon, you can't replace future husband if he
is Chinese.   And Ranma is Japanese, so I can forget about him.  Not you
Mousse, you Chinese.
Mousse:  Shampoo, let me tell you that HOW LAME THOSE STUPID AMAZON
CODES ARE!!!
Cologne:  (yes, she's alive)  That's true, son-in-law; however, we are
Amazons and we always follow the rules.
Mousse:  (furious) Stop calling me son-in-law you dried up crone!
(ready to take out weapons)
Ranma:  Now you know how I felt Mousse.  Ha Ha
(Mousse hears what Ranma said and calms down.)
Mousse:  Shampoo!! (points at her)  YOU now know how I felt!!  All those
years of chasing you,  you torturing me!!  Now the tables are turned
Shampoo!  I lost all my feelings towards you!!  You are now nothing to
me!  I love Kasumi, and you can't do anything about it!!
Shampoo: Oh Mousse, stop kidding, (goes to Mousse and cuddles up to him)
Mousse:  (tries to pry Shampoo off)  Shampoo get off of me!  (after a
few minutes, he finally pries Shampoo off.)
Ranma:  Come on guys, lets go save Akane.
(Back to Gosenkugi and three hours later.)
Gos:  (narrating)  Now.. Ohhhhh here they come now.  This will be fun to
watch.   (Gosenkugi sees them coming.  We see Ryouga, Shampoo, Ukkyo,
Mousse, Kodachi, Kuno, and of course Ranma)
Ranma:  We finally made it.   (looks around and sees the big sign that
says Gosenkugi Hikaru's House)   I guess he was expecting us.
Gos:  (through a loud speaker)  Hello my friends,  I see you guys have
come for Akane.  Well, it won't be easy.  I hope you guys luck.
Ranma:  (pulling up sleeve) I don't need no stinking luck.  (this phrase
is from "The Magnificent Seven"  and coincidentally there are seven of
them.  Ohhhh...)
Ryouga:  Gosenkugi!!!  why don't you give up and just give Ranma Akane
back.
Gos:  What if I don't??!
Ryouga:  You know we'll eventually get to you.  When we do, you will be
nothing more than... more than.. hmmm... forgot which metaphors I was
gonna use.
Gos: (thinks for a second)  You know, you're right.  (goes out to meet
them)  Ranma!! ( goes and hugs Ranma's legs)  I'm sorry, please don't
hurt me.
Ranma:  Well, that was easy.
(All of a sudden, a blue gas appears and knocks everyone out except for
Gos)
Gos:  Well, THAT was easy, ha ha ahhhh.
(Gos tries feebly to carry/ drag the bodies inside his house.)
Gos:  (Panting, out of breath)  Man!! these guys are heavy.
(29 minutes later, we still see Gos trying to drag the bodies into his
house)
Gos: (looks at his watch)  Oh no! one more minute and they will be
awake.  (all of a sudden, Ranma wakes up.  Then the rest follows.)  Oh
no! (takes out a doll and sprays everybody with it and soon they fall
asleep.)  Phew,  that was close.  Wait, why didn't I think of this
earlier.  (A big mechanical doll comes out and carries the gang to Gos's
house)
Gos: (to Ranma) waky wakey  (slaps ranma, pours cold water on him)
Ranma:  Ahhhhhhh!!  Gos!! ugg, ( sees that he and his friends tied up)
Untie us!
Gos:  No No, no can do.
Kuno:  Ug prithe ug,  (shakes head)  Huhn?  Curse you voodoo man!  untie
us from this bondage.  (looks at Ranma)  Pig tailed girl!  Oh how it
enrages me to see an innocent woman like you to be in yolk!
Ranma:  Yea right, hentai.  Oh and what would Nabiki say if she saw you
flirting with me?
Kuno:  I, Tatewaki Kuno, doth not worry about petty matters as those.
For all I needst to do is give her a gift of all gifts and she will
forgive my actions still.
Ryouga:  (waking up)  Huhh?  You! what have you done to Akane?
Gos:  Ok, look over there  (points at the living room.  On the couch
sits Akane watching TV)  see, nothing done to her.   I just want her to
be near me.
Ranma:  Stop torturing her!
Gos:  I never did such a thing.
Ranma:  Oh?  then why are you making her watch Sailor Moon?
Ryouga: Dear God no.
Ranma:  Gosenkugi! you have gone too far!!
Gos:  I thought she was watching El Hazard!
Ranma:  (breaks the ropes and grabs Gos by the collar; shoves Gos's face
to the TV)  do you, (points at Usagi) think that is Makoto? Hirryuu
Shoten Haaa!!
(The force of the Hiryuu Shoten Ha blasts Gos and his house into the
stratasmosphere.)
(After a few minutes, Gos lands hard on the ground in his little pose)
Gos:  (takes out a huge nail and hammer and charges at Ranma)  My
house!!!!
(However, Gos just passes Ranma and starts rebuilding his house with
incredible speed)
Ranma:  Ok Gos, turn Akane back to normal.
Gos:  I... I.. don't know how.  (shrinks)
Ranma:  What?!
(All of a sudden Akane snaps into reality.)
Akane:  Ug, Sailor Moon.  (goes to Gosenkugi)  Gos,
Gos:  (blushes)  y.. yes?
Akane:  I just want to say..
Gos: Y- yea?