On Mon, 26 Feb 1996, Robert G Orick wrote:

YM: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Get AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Robma(standing there like an idiot): Cologne?  Okay, I won't ask... 
	(yelling to the running figure) TAKE A LEFT, A RIGHT, GO PAST THE 
	PARK, AND IT'S THE SECOND BUILDING TO YOUR RIGHT!!  NEKOHANTEN!!!
	YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

	Robma "Time to flee before a really hentai person finds me in my 
		female form" Orick

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Robma(making a list of people to stay away from): Hmmm... I hope I don't 
	run into anyone on this list... How long does this stuff last?

In his home reality, Mike decides everyone's probably had enough of this 
'passion spice' stuff. He walks over to a counter and grabs one of two 
vials of green liquid. On the label is written 'Anti-Passion Spice Serum.'
He loads the vial into what resembles a flare gun, generates a portal, 
and steps through.

Off to the corner, a tiny figure tries to keep from laughing...

----

Mike steps through the portal into a chaotic scene - the normally 
dignified population of the ML running after one another, proclaiming 
undying love and... well... doing other things it's best not to dwell on.

Mike shakes his head, and points his flare gun to the sky. He pulls the 
trigger, launching the vial high into the sky. Quickly, Mike jumps 
through the portal before it detonates.

Everyone is coated with a fine green mist, which they all inhale...

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Back in his native reality, Mike notices that Dark is finding something 
extremely funny.

"What's so funny?"

The little winged cat stifled a laugh. Then he glanced at the counter and 
cracked up.

Confused, Mike walks over to the counter. He picks up the second vial, 
labelled 'Ultra-Hentai Serum.' The label then falls off. Underneath is 
written 'Anti-Passion Spice Serum.'

"YOU SWITCHED THE LABELS!??!!?"

Uh-oh...
								- MW

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