On Mon, 26 Feb 1996, Robert G Orick wrote:

The Young Man stops, somehow evading Mari (not wanting to hit her 
(umm...him....umm....whatever) and taps Robma on the shoulder. "Excuse 
me, you haven't seen a *pulls out a piece of paper* "withered old ghoul" 
around, have you?   Apparently, her name's  Cologne....(he pauses as he 
sees Mari's shadow loom behind him.) Uhh..gotta go....." "AAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
Mari:Come here, handsome!! 
YM: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Get AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

Robma(standing there like an idiot): Cologne?  Okay, I won't ask... 
	(yelling to the running figure) TAKE A LEFT, A RIGHT, GO PAST THE 
	PARK, AND IT'S THE SECOND BUILDING TO YOUR RIGHT!!  NEKOHANTEN!!!
	YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!

YM:(while running) (taking notes and muttering) OK. Left, right, past the 
park, second building on the right....now...about Mari....guess there's 
nothing left for me to do but this...."Hey Mari!!! Look!!! It's Ben 
Kosse!!!"  Mari stops, considers for a sec, then runs off 
shouting "Kosse-sama!!!!" and sounding remarkably like Kodachi.

	Robma "Time to flee before a really hentai person finds me in my 
		female form" Orick

The young man stops, exhausted.  "Really hentai person? <piku piku> Anooo...
Kun-chan, grab your Ryouga-sama and see what you can do for Robma here, 'k?
Gotta go...." He heads off for the Nekohanten.  A few blocks away, Robma 
hears the sound of a young man being pounded by twelve people with 
pipes(tm).

Robma(making a list of people to stay away from): Hmmm... I hope I don't 
	run into anyone on this list... How long does this stuff last?

<evil grin> Why, Robma, I thought you knew....it lasts as long as there's 
a spark of the hentai nature in your blood. :)

 Soun:"When he's a boy, she just wants him.  When he's a woman, she wants 
       him dead."
Ranma:"...salad sandwich, and soup bread.  Wait. Soup bread doesn't exist."  
Akane:"Pile up enough dust and you've got a mountain, right?"
"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF SHAMPOO!!! *SLAM*" -Mousse, in full kick-ass mode
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