AlberCrombie

IS THERE A CLERIC ON THE LIST?

Ash: (tapping Gopher on the shoulder) I believe that I can provide the 
services that you require.

Gopher: Ummm....  who are you?

Ash: My name is Ash. I live in Fozzy Bear's e-mail.

Gopher: I thought you were a dragon.

Ash: I am. A human fits more easily through doors like that (points to door 
behind Gopher) than would a dragon.

Gopher: True. (notices the package Ash is carrying) What's that?

Ash: Just a wedding present. It's a cross between a spatula and an Acme Hand 
Buzzer (tm). I hope they like it.

Gopher: Probably the most unusual gift they will ever get. Anyways, if 
you're going to officiate at the wedding, I would like to know what clerical 
qualifications you have.

Ash: Well, I _have_ been a cleric of Kalzareinad (a draconic deity of magic 
in the Forgotten Realms) for more than three hundred years... and I won't 
ask for an exorbitant fee.

Gopher: What would you charge?

Ash [morphing into a smaller version of his dragon form]: A strawberry-mint 
six-layer cake with ten gallons of orange sherbert ice cream should be good 
enough.

Gopher: It would be a shame to let it go to waste...

Ash: [gulp] An awful [chew] shame... [swallow]



                Ash "Fozzy is too busy playing poker." Valheru
                (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)
                (fozzy@radix.net)