At 04:48 PM 3/18/96 +1100, you wrote:

        Oh, want me to get those people for you? Gun them down or
   would you rather prefer to have them brought in front of you,
   whimpering and pleading their pitiful lives, offering you everything
   they possessed... I can manage that... *smug*

Don't gun them down... I want their money. Hmmmm... I like that second
option a whole lot more! Bring them to me!

        You've got it! Here they are. ( throwing them down in front of
   your feet )   Now, kneel before your great master here and plead for
   your life!! HAhaha...

   man1 ( shaking violently ): Oh... Please, please... I'll give you
   anything... just don't kill me... *whimper* *whimper*

   man2 ( trying frantically to find a way out ): Look, I didn't do 
   anything.  It's their faults! ( pointing his finger to someone in
   that pitiful group )
   
   Spira ( *smug* ) : Thank you very much! Now, we know who's the 
   ones who caused all these!! Humm... ( regarding those accused
   with an evil grin )

   man3 <one of the accused> ( he jumps up and leaps for man2 ):
   traitor! ( strangling man2 ) *beezz* Aaarrrggghhh.... ( dropped
   dead )

   Spira puts away the weapon and goes check on the corpses. 

   Spira: Two down, a few to go. *evil grin*

Hey! I want money not dead corpses! Dead people don't usually use my spice
much, so I tend not to favour them... And they're dead boring at parties.
Oh, well...

      
      It's kind of boring, I know... oh well...    

But I don't want to rob corpses! They are more fun if they fight back!

  Spira: Oh? Humm... see what I can do... right, just wait a minute...
  ( runs off, after a few seconds, returns with some exorcists. )
  Now, raise from death, and fight!! ( making all kind of strange 
  gesturings and spells ) Raise!! ( man1 and man3 stand up like some
  zombies ) Now, go over to Kun-chan. ( they walk towards you. ) And
  have a nice fight!! ( the zombies start attacking poor Kun-chan. )
 
  Spira is smugging, counting money, and watching the fight. 
        

      man1 ( really scared out of his wit ): Here, here.  Take it, take it.
      ( handing over his wallet, his gold watch, his ring, etc etc... )
      Just don't kill me, please!!! ( kneeling on the muddy floor )
      *whimper* *whimper*  

Kun-chan takes all the stuff and uploads it all to her user/writer.

Give me everything you own! And you, too, man3!

      Spira ( kicks man3 on his side ): Hey, Kun-chan, man3 is dead.
      Why don't we... ( glaring at others in the group ) *evil grin*  

But man2 died... how did man3 die, too? *sigh* They drop off like flies
around here...

    Spira: man2 was strangled by man3, and man3 was gunned down by me.
    So both are dead... never mind, they're back. Go back to your fight.

    Spira robs more money from the group.

    Spira ( checks his watch and looks up ): 5...4...3...2...1... *beezzz*
    Damn... the battery is down again ( the two zombies drop dead suddenly )

    Kun-chan: Hey, what was that? ( picks up man2 and takes a closer look,
    then drops him down on the ground ) I didn't kill them, did I? I thought
zombies can't be killed.

    Spira ( muttering under his breathe ): Yeah, yeah. But the battery is
    not Energizer, so...

    Kun-chan: What did you just say? ( staring hard on Spira ) And hey,
    what are you doing with MY money? 

    Spira : err... humm... here.( hands her the money ) That's all they've
    got.

    Kun-chan counts the money, a happy smile spreads on her face.

    Kun-chan: I'm rich!!

    Spira puts his hands behind his back, hides away some paper.