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At 09:11 PM 3/19/96 GMT, you wrote:

08 AM 3/20/96 +1000, you wrote:

[Last episode] 

     At this moment, a black figure falls out from the sky and lands
     on Kun-chan's head. 

        Kun-chan : Aarrgghhh... ( then faints. )

        Spira ( wipping sweats off his forehead ): Wow, that was close...

Kergma: *carefully stepping off Kun-chan and assisting her to a nearby bench*

Kun-chan: *groan*

Kergma:  Here - try this  *pulls out extremely vile smelling bottle and 
        waves it under her nose*

Kun-chan: *now very much awake* AAAAck!!!  What the?

Kergma: good.  Now - did someone say that they had the coordinates of the rest
       of those despicable beings?

       Spira ( mutters under his breathe ): Uh... oh...

Kun-chan, still recovering from her rude awakening, just hands a sheet of 
paper to Kergma.

Kergma: This is the one!  I'll go and deal with these, then come back 
        and deal with the creator later.

Spira: *trying to look inconspicous, retreats further*  ummmm...

Kergma: hey - I recognise you - you had that weird device I destroyed.  
       *That* wasn't responsible for these things was it?

       Spira: What weird device? ( suddenly realization hits him ) NO!!
    You didn't... What have you done to Nothing? ( he calls up in the 
    sky ) Nothing!! Nothing!! Are you there? Are you OK? Answer me!!

       The talking weapon generator blinks into existence.
       
       Nothing: What are you yelling so loud for? ( It stares at Spira )
    I'm NOT DEAF!!

       Spira ( sighs with relief ): Thank God that you're OK!! I thought
    he's killed you. ( pointing his finger to Kergma )

       Kergma ( regards Nothing with a wry look ): So... You are the
    infamous weapon generator. ( He walks up to Nothing ) Did you 
    make all the Barneys and some other monsters?

       Nothing ( backing off ): Err... it's a mistake... I can explain... 

       Kergma : We sure hope you can. Now, Kun-chan, can you hold Spira
     and his stupid machine here while I go hunt the Barneys?

       Kun-chan nods. David shimmers back in again.

       David: I can help. ( He grips Spira's arm as Spira is about
    half way out of this mess )

       Spira : Ack!! What are you doing? ( struggling to get free )

       Kergma : Keep quiet, Spira. I'll due with you later.
       

Spira gulps as Kergma reforms into what is best described as a midnight
black Barney with gleaming *sharp* spikes.  "Best to fight fire with fire. 
I'll be back." 

Kun-chan nods, and reaches over to grab hold of Spira.  "Now, where were we?"

       Spira averts his eyes and thinks, "I'm dead."

       "You are dead, Spira!!" a voice calls out from their back.

       They turn and see Foxtrot standing there furiously, with her 
    cattle prod ready in her hands.

       Foxtrot: Die now!! ( She fires her weapon and fry them all )

[Commercial break]

Now, we're back to 'The Spira Hunt' again...

Spira and David are floating through a very weird place.

Spira: Okay, so you saved my life. I wonder when Foxtrot will realise
shes killed replicants. I hope you didn't bring Kun-chan.

David: charity's doing that. 

Spira: What about Nothing?

David: He'll make his own way.

Nothing appears in Hyperspace

Nothing: Too close, that was too close.

Spira:(panicking) Barney's coming in!

David: what's the matter with purple dinosaurs?

Spira ( stares at David in disbelieve ): You like them?! ( rolls his
eyes and exclaims ): They are monsters!!

David shrugs.

Spira: You're weird. ( he shakes his head )

Nothing: Maybe he wants some more Barneys... ( starts generating more
Barneys despite the fact the there's already a bunch of Barneys floating
around in hyperspace )

Spira: What are you doing? ( gripping Nothing ) Aarrrgghhh.... No!!! 
You can't do that!!

Nothing ( lights flashing innocently ): Why not?

Spira: Because... ( seeing that it won't understand whatsoever )...
oh, never mind... ( he rolls his eyes ) I'm dead... They'll never 
forgive me now...

Back on the ground.

Kergma: Now why didn't David help me? Being english he should
be immune to Barney.

(Scene changes to where Foxtrot is.)

Foxtrot: Lets see know why can I see David drooling? He ALWAYS wears his 
encounter suit. Once again he has used his replicant to escape just 
punishment. I'll get him yet!

Back in the weird area tthey all enter into a small place.
Once foxtrot and KErgma have calmed down they all exit.

Spira: I hate owing things to Vorlons!

Nothing: So do I but not as much as KUn-chan does

Spira: Umm... how did you get here, Kun-chan? Did David...

Kun-chan ignores his question and looks around.

Kun-chan: Have you noticed where he has returned us to?

They see Foxtrot appaching and run screaming.

Spira/Nothing: Uh... Oh...  we're dead now... damn you, David!
Can't you return us somewhere else?

David ( shimmers into existence ): Did Someone call me?

Spira: You!!

Spira leaps up and trys to grip David.

David: Oh no, you don't. ( then shimmers out agin )

Spira: Aarrgghhh... damn it...

Nothing: I think you've something more to worry about. ( pointing
towards Foxtrot )  

Spira ( throws his hands ): Excellent!! Now, she'll kill me for sure.

Kun-chan ( a little bewildered ): Why?

Spira: Look up there. ( He points towards the sky )

Kun-chan ( looks horrified ): What? Thousands of Barneys? With wings?

Nothing: They are Barney angels.

Spira/Kun-chan: Aaarrgghhhh....




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Spira unfolds the note that David left behind in his last shimmer out.

It says:

I said I couldn't see anythingh the matter with them. Now there not 
exactly to my tastes. I still don't understand why you American's 
hate him so much- David

P.S. I not going Aywhere near Foxtrot while she's in a bad mood.

Spira: AAARRGGGHHHHH! If anyone could clean up this mess David could.

Foxtrot: NOw what exactly is resoponsible for this mess?

Kun-chan/Spira: Nothing is that's what.

Foxtrot: your telling me nothing is responsible for that.

Foxtrot brings out a planet cutter.

Spira: Nothing is the name of my rather idiosyncratic weapons generator.

Foxtrot; What weapons generator?

Spira: NOTHING!

Foxtrot:(cocking the gun) I thought so.

Spira: Aargh. I  didn;t think Foxtrot was a cyclops.

Kun-chan: We've got to get David here. Now if only there was
something that had a barney like effect on him.

Spira: Wesley Crusher?

Kun-chan: He'll probably ignore him.

Spira: Jake sisko and Nog?

KUn-chan: Definatley ignore them.

Foxtrot: Right ho

Kergma: Wait Foxtrot. I've been trying to hold up the barneys. It isn't
Kun-chan nor davids fault.

Foxtrot: I'm after David for his attempt to start p the Passion spic thread.

Kergma: Hey he retracted it! He's not an idiot. Secondly it isn't
exactly Spira's fault its his machine's.

Foxtrot: Oh, then wer better destry his machine. Does it have a nme

Kergma: Yes.

Foxtrot: What is it?

Kergma: Nothing

Foxtrot:(going bqackto her old temper) BUT YOU SAID HE HAD A NAME!

Kun-chan: I've got it a cute teddybear with the initials J.S on the front 
and Bear-balyon 5 on the back

Spira: He'll just put it out the airlock. Wait your right. We just need 
enough of the cute things to force him out.