D'oh!  Forgot to add that there are .sig wars and nickname wars and
wars about the color of one Chinese girl's hair and Spira hunts...

...so many wars, so few bomb shelters.

Foxtrot the Furryous
...a fox hunt?  I don't think so...

   (A-ko and B-ko, dressed in nineteenth-century riding clothes, mounted on
horses, are chasing down the fox.  A-ko blows a bugle.)
   A-ko (thinks):  I don't get it.  Why am I riding?  *I* don't need a horse!
   B-ko:  There she is!  Release the dogs!
   A-ko:  Tally-ho!
   B-ko:  What's that thing the fox has in her paw?
   (Foxtrot zaps the dogs with her prod.  They fall to the ground, twitching.)
   A-ko (leaps off her horse):  I'll take care of this.  C'mere, foxy--I'm
not gonna hurt ya--much.
   <ZAP>
   (A-ko dances to the electric current.  Foxtrot holds the prod against her
until smoke comes out of A-ko's ears.  A-ko collapses.)
   A-ko:  That hurt...
   B-ko:  So much for period costumes.  (Rips off her riding outfit to
reveal her Akagiyama armor.)  Akagiyama Missiles!
   (The missiles fly toward Foxtrot.  B-ko's horse, spooked by the sudden
loud noise, rears and spills B-ko into the mud.  Foxtrot dodges the missiles
and takes advantage of B-ko's momentary disorientation to close to within
prod range.
   <ZAP>
   (B-ko's armor is short-circuited by the powerful charge.)

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   Kent:  I told them to leave her alone, but did they listen?  Nooooooooo....

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**      to be hurt.                                                       **
**A-ko: B-ko, the only men around for miles are withered old prunes!      **
**      You're dating *them*?!                                            **
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