On Sun, 24 Mar 1996, Travis Butler wrote:

From:        Caroline Ann Seawright, kunoichi@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au

Thank you oh wize one

If I'm so wise, why did I create characters who abuse me so?

   It's lots easier to have people think you're not wise.  Works for me.

o/~ And if you don't expect too much from me, You might not be let 
down... o/~

   But I do have another fanfic finished!  I've started typing it up.  Of 
course, I still have my 'fic from last semester, still sitting around, 
whimpering at me to start typing it...Oh well.

Indeed. ;> I would love to have that many beautiful and charming ladies 
around, even if only to abuse me. Instead, I get stuck with Windir and 
Frito.

   Yep.  Same here (well, with genders reversed):  I have about two male sig 
characters.  Of those, one is married and the other is out of the 
question.  Sigh....Too many of my sig characters are female; that's the 
problem.

Kirna: What, can't handle the competition?
me: Well, no.
Macken: You know, Calla, I'm bored.  Let me take you out for dinner.
Calla: To the Olive Garden or Chez Suzette's?
Macken: I'll let you pick, my darling.
(they leave)
me: Waaaaahhhh!  
Kirna: The wenches always get the guys, don't they?
me: So how come you don't have one?
Kirna: You little -

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