On Wed, 27 Mar 1996, Panda (Andy Skuse) wrote:

At 10:08 AM 27/3/96 -0800, Her Royal Vixeness wrote:

Ahem.  Firehawke, you have already stated that I am the Queen of Spam,
it's a title I hold dearly and there are no pretenders to my
throne.

Gopher (The Court jester): M' Worship! Pssst! You need a King!

Panda (Strides into the courtyard of the castle Queendom of Spam proudly.
Walks past the sleeping guards into the main hall and continues right up to
the dais, where the Queen is holding court. Bows and kneels) M'Lady. Might I
inquire if a suitable suitor has been found to reign beside you in an
unofficial capacity as the King of Spam?

Spira ( walks in the court and bows ): Your Majesty. King Rob has arrived.

Horns and cheers can be heard all through the hall.

King Rob and his companies appear in the doorway, a broad smile is on
Rob's face.
 
Orick: Ah! Good day, My Queen. 

Virgo ( whispers to her company ): He really think he's a king...

Spira ( pops up besides her ): But don't you think the two of them 
match so well... hehe....