Hmm... Maybe Ratiko could be court diplo-BAT? ^_^

[That would explain why he's off so often... Treaty
negotiations!]

    OH foul miscreant and pervayor of awful puns! Thou shalt be cast 
into the Pit of the Rabid Spam-like Tortures for this! RRRRasputin! 
Bring hither the skindiving suit with the bottom cut out, and unleash 
the rampant wildebeest!

                                    ---His Holeyness
                                       Erin 2.5
                                  32nd Bishop of the Church of the 
                                            Divine Spam