At 08:55 PM 29/3/96 -0500, Wayne Pillon wrote:

Foxtrot the Furryous
The Queen has left the building...

You know what.. I dunno if I want to work for someone *this* loopy... 
Hey... Evil Emperor... need another henchman??? :)

Well, it looks like there is an upcomming split between the Queen and the
King because of her infidelity with his Pandaness.  You can support King
Robma instead.  Personally, if it comes down to a split, i haven't yet decided
who to support.  I'll wait and see what happens.

Midnight. Prince Panda Launcelot and Queen Furryous sit quietly in the royal
garden under the moonlight, discussing their future . . .

Queen Furryous: I cannot abandon my King for you my Knight. The stability
of Spamalot depends on *our* stability. It appears that you and I are
eternally destined to be together for only a few hours each night.

Prince Panda: My Queen! There is more to this than you know! Your king is
not who he seems.

Queen Furryous: <gasp!>

Prince Panda: (Clasps the queen's hands gently) Your king has told you that
The Emperor is evil . . .

Queen Furryous: Yes! A man who uses terrible methods of torture to hold
power over the lands to the east! He threatens our borders as we speak!

Prince Panda: The king fills your head with lies! The Emperor is far from
evil. He has single-handedly delivered our country from the hands of opressive
tyrants who wished to change the country's structure. If not for the
Emperor, we would still be reading posts from the FFML in digest form!

Queen Furryous: <GASP!> Digest??!! How horrid!

Prince Panda: So you see? The Emperor has freed us, so that we may live our
lives in freedom, as it should be.

Queen Furryous: (Looking thoughtful) But why should Spamalot fall? You said
the king is not who he seems?

Prince Panda: Yes. You see, the man who brought the opression and terror to
our lands was . . .

[Just then, footsteps are heard in the distance]

[Prince Panda kneels before Queen Furryous and kisses her hand tenderly]

Prince Panda: I am sorry my Queen. My time is up this night. I shall return
on the morrow to reveal the rest of what I have learned. Until then my love,
I must flee!

Queen Furryous: Good-bye my knight! Until then!

Panda



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