On Sat, 30 Mar 1996, Joyce 'Azusa' Meadows, Follower of Kasumi-sama wrote:
On Fri, 29 Mar 1996, Wayne Pillion wrote:
Well, it looks like there is an upcomming split between the Queen and the
King because of her infidelity with his Pandaness. You can support King
Robma instead. Personally, if it comes down to a split, i haven't yet decided
who to support. I'll wait and see what happens.
me: Well, guys?
Kirna: I dont want to get involved with this! I have my own kingdom to
worry about!
<Despite the fact that we are neither SpamLords or members
of this court, I believe that we do, and should, get the right to vote on
who should be running things. Unfortunately, all parties involved have
met with either 1) my disapproval or 2) are on my hit list. However, I
am a firm and ardent advocate of the democratic process, so I will place
my vote with Mr. Orick.>
N: Now that is surprising. He's a member of the Allies.
<I do this because I can always kill and eat him, then seize the
throne for myself.>
N: Oh.
<You see, with two parties now moving into position for a power
play, this will inevitably lead to a civil war, throwing the Kingdom into
pandemonium. In the midst of the chaos, I will simply step forward and
seize control myself, thus deposing both of the ruling parties, who are
too busy trying to annihilate each other to stop me. A classic maneuver.>
N: Ummm. . .I suggest to the Royal Court that you make peace
with each other, if just to spite Psychowolf and prevent him from taking
the throne. With him in charge, you know what will happen. Well, Rob
knows what would happen.
Psychowolf
N: Hey!! When did you take over the account?
<Don't worry about it. I'll let you have it back as a gesture of
goodwill.>