You didn't give a description of Cologne's horrible, messy, violent 
death at the hands of Ranma & Co. A pity.
   So it turned out to be a tragic story, eh? I can't say I'm entirely 
happy with that, but I suppose that's a sign of the story's success. You 
certainly had me fooled, I was all set for a happy ending. 
   Good use of mechanics and all that.
   But....
(Mike gestures to the Institut Rats slamming their heads against the 
wall, crying and wailling. "Uk-chan, why, why? Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh?")
   What in Bob's name am I gonna do with them now?

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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