Erin Mills hath spake:

   Erin Mills is proud to present his sig. characters in their first
fanfic ever. Thrill to the adventures of Johnny, Angel, China, Kenya,
Tony, Ramone, Desmond, and Calculator as they fight evil, save their
fellow students from a variety of demons, and attempt to get a date
for Saturday night!

Seamus: Ere, what's a sig. character?

Giles: Oi dunno.

   Can't wait.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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