On Wed, 3 Apr 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

Well, it's that time - time to look for a real job.

Anybody out there know of any positions open for Web coders (HTML, CGI) and
Unix gurus, or any ISPs looking for help?

Either this or maybe a nice customer service rep position in some small
anime/manga company.  (Toshi?)

	Oh, yeah - I can relocate (PLEASE, GET ME OUT OF KENTUCKY!!!!)

Well, if you're willing to accept wages of 50 cents an hour, plus a floor 
to sleep on, I'm accepting applications for Personal Slave:

Your duties would include:

1.  Clearing all the garbage mail I get every day out so I don't have to 
deal with it.

2.  Cleaning the apartment periodically.

3.  Beating up people who annoy me (You get to keep their possessions)

4.  Spelling and grammar checking my papers.

5.  Killing certain annoying people who come to the computer lab and make 
out or blather in high pitched annoying voices about how vampires are real.

6.  Telling people I'm not a Computer Aide.

7.  Moving Heavy Things.

Rights:

1.  Access to my anime collection.

2.  Access to my television.

3.  A floor to sleep on.

4.  Access to cooking equipment.

5.  Getting out of Kentucky.

6.  I'll give you all my old, worn-out shoes.

7.  The right to remain silent.



John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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     You might be a redneck.