On Wed, 3 Apr 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Well, if you're willing to accept wages of 50 cents an hour, plus a floor 
to sleep on, I'm accepting applications for Personal Slave:

By definition, isn't a slave someone who work's without pay?  Except for 
room and board... ;)

3.  Beating up people who annoy me (You get to keep their possessions)

*chuckle* 

5.  Killing certain annoying people who come to the computer lab and make 
out or blather in high pitched annoying voices about how vampires are real.

Hmmm... I could use some help here in my lab. ^_^  No vampire believers, 
but plenty of annoying personages. ;)

7.  Moving Heavy Things.

... Guess certain health regulation laws don't count, huh?

3.  A floor to sleep on.

Nice re-emphasis.. ;)

5.  Getting out of Kentucky.

What happened to the 1/2 dollar? ;)

Please reconsider!!! Maybe Kentucky isn't so bad after all!! ^_-  $1/2 is 
not worth the effort...  Now... Try $2 and hour... hehe.. ;)

[ Note: The above reply does not in any way express my personal opinions 
  concerning slavery, low wages, or Kentucky.  In truth, I may not really 
  have an opinion, but thought it would be interesting to comment. ;) ]
  
Wing. [ I hate this sore throat!!! I can't concentrate, I can't think, I 
        can't write, I can't attempt to shout at people, and it HURTS. 
	*Sigh* ]

Nagisa: *smiles* Don't worry Wing, you'll get better... ^_^  And when you 
do, I'll personally give a cool glass of orange juice. *wink wink* Lip 
Service. *smiles*

Wing: *about to rant and rave about the evils of Orange juice till he 
hears the last statement* Uh... okay... I'll risk it. ^_^


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