On Wed, 3 Apr 1996, Nagisa Kanou wrote:

On Wed, 3 Apr 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Well, if you're willing to accept wages of 50 cents an hour, plus a floor 
to sleep on, I'm accepting applications for Personal Slave:

By definition, isn't a slave someone who work's without pay?  Except for 
room and board... ;)

Not in these enlightened times.
 

3.  Beating up people who annoy me (You get to keep their possessions)

*chuckle* 

5.  Killing certain annoying people who come to the computer lab and make 
out or blather in high pitched annoying voices about how vampires are real.

Hmmm... I could use some help here in my lab. ^_^  No vampire believers, 
but plenty of annoying personages. ;)

Heh.
 

7.  Moving Heavy Things.

... Guess certain health regulation laws don't count, huh?

Check.  You're a slave.  Those rights are waived.
 

3.  A floor to sleep on.

Nice re-emphasis.. ;)

5.  Getting out of Kentucky.

What happened to the 1/2 dollar? ;)

That is salary, rather than a Right or Duty.
 

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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