At 11:42 PM 4/7/96 -0500, Roy R. Rim wrote (and wrote and wrote):

  War of Leaves  Chapter 3

<insert extra-ordinarily big-ass fanfic here>
 

SailorGW: What is this crap? this doesn't belong here!! i can't beleive
          he has the audacity to post an actual fanfic here! the nerve!
          this is absolutely rediculous, and he should be barred from here
          forever!

me: if you think >I'M< going to take any of th flaming you get for this,
    you're mistaken.

sailorGW: i'll stop now.
 
           -"to the bunkers men! the spam's a-comin!" evilmousse & co