On Thu, 11 Apr 1996, Joyce 'Azusa' Meadows, Sailor Slacker wrote:

On Thu, 11 Apr 1996 Foxtrot the Furryous's enquiring mind wanted to know:

...I don't suffer from Orlickitis because I'm my own .sig char...

That didn't stop Imp...  To name a disease after me... *Sigh!*  They like me!

  Ah.  The Sauce Wars....
(settles back into an overstuffed leather armchair near a fireplace)

Oh, no...  not Masterspam theater!!! (The theme song starts up...)

  I am the Princess of A-1.  Calla and Macken are the Queen and King (and 
this somehow makes me the daughter of my fictional characters. what a 
mess).  Someone kidnapped Calla (well, a goddess gave Calla to him after he 
pronounced the goddess winner of a beauty contest), and took her to the 
City of Soy.  Macken and his forces are attacking the City to rescue 
Calla of Soy.
  Between a couple of the other characters, skirmishes have been going on 
involving pouring copious amounts of very spicy sauces down throats.  
  I'm not entirely sure what anyone else is doing.

Let's see, the forces of Tobasco has laid seige to the twin cities of 
Sweet and Sour in retailiation to the kidnapping of the High Priestess of 
Tobasco, Virgo.  What we don't know is that Virgo was kidnapped by 
another who would profit from the destruction of Tobasco and Sweet & Sour...
It's an alternate dimension, we can do what we like...
Rumiko(the Bar-B-Q sauce mercenary): Pay me.
Allegra of the Tobasco Knights: Get bent, baka-ru.

	Rob "Oh, well...  I think the general of Sour is cheating..." Orick

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Musica: you're just saying that because she repeled our onslaughts... but, 
	(pulls out an ofuda) she didn't count on me being a destroyer of 
	demons...
Miko: That's my job!  I'm suing!!!
Rob: Go back to Kent's!!!!