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     Beings of martial arts once ruled the world with power and
command.  But power rarely leads to contentment...   A dispute
amongst these beings turned all- out war.  Beasts of doom, knows
as Master, were created and unleashed to do the bidding of their
masters.  This "War of the Martial Arts" reduced the world to
smoldering rubble.  When it ended, the Master were gone, as were
most of the citizens of the world.
     Two hundred years have passed since the war.  Civilizations
have been rebuilt with iron, machines, and technology.  For years
the Masters have existed only in ancient legends.  Now, a Master
has been discovered and the forces of martial arts are beginning
to return.  The risk of another, more devastating war is
growing.  The future.   

Bile Studio Presents:
Final Ranma Fantasy 6 1/2
by Jang Choe

     (Vicks, Wedge, and Shampoo are outside the town of Narshe.)

Vicks:  So, a master huh?  

Wedge:  Yeah, something like that.  The emperor wants it really
badly, whatever it is.

Vicks:  (Points at Shampoo)  Who's she?  Doesn't she know the
arts?

Wedge:  Yeah, she's some girl that supposed to have wasted a
couple of us soldiers in less than two minutes.

Vicks:  Woah! is it safe to have her around?

Wedge:  Yeah, don't worry.  She's has a mind control crown on her
head.

Vicks:  Well, you ready?

Wedge:  Yup, lets go.

Shampoo:  .....

     (They go into town.)

Guard 1:  This is for the Returners!
     
     (They fight, but Wedge and Vicks waste the guard.  More
guards come , but all are destroyed.  Eventually, they get to
Whelk in the cave.)

Wedge:  What the heck is that?

Vicks:  Some snail, lets kill it.  It's in our way.

Wedge:  Don't hit the shell,  I heard some monsters in the cave
can absorb energy and use it for them.  

     (They defeat the monster.)

Vicks:  Wow, that was hard as hel... huh?  

Wedge:  Is that the master?

Vicks:  It's glowing...

Wedge:  I know, I'm not blind you know.

     (A beam is shot and vaporizes Wedge and Vicks.)

Vicks & Wedge:  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

     (The master tries to communicate with Shampoo;  however, she
passes out because of the master's awesome power.)

     -------a lot of time passes------

Shampoo:  Aiya, where.. am.. I?

Soun:  You are at my house.

Shampoo:  What happened to me?  Who am I?

     (All of a sudden, she is in a black background and below her
are words that says, "A mysterious young woman controlled by the
Empire, and born with the gift of self-defense...")

Soun:  This crown, (shows the crown) was on you head.  I guess it
was controlling you.

     (A knock is heard)

Soun:  Hold on a sec, (goes to the door)  who is it?

Empire:  give us back the girl, she is the solider of the empire!

Soun:  Uh oh, quick, go through the back door!

Shampoo:  What about you?

Soun:  They don't care about me, they want you!

Shampoo:  Aiya, ok.  (goes passed a clock and sees something, so
she picks it up)  Huh? an elixir!

Soun:  GO!

Shampoo:  Ok, OK sheesh!

     (Shampoo goes into the cave and wanders around for a while
but the Narshe Guards are hot on her tail.  After a few minutes
of running around in the cave, Shampoo is finally trapped.)

Guard:  Now, there is no way out! HA HA.

     (All of a sudden, Shampoo falls down a hole.  She is knocked
out when she lands)
     --back to Soun's place---

     (A knock is heard)

Soun:  (Nervously) Who.. Who is it?

Ranma:  It's me, Ranma.
     
     (Again with the same thing with Ranma, below him says,
"Treasure hunter and trail-worn traveler, searching the world
over
for the relics of the past...")

Soun:  Ranma!! Been stealing again?

Ranma:  I'm not a thief, a treasure hunter!!

Soun:  Yeah yeah, Ranma!  I'm worried about this girl I found; 
she's in the cave go and protect her.  The guards are on her
after her!

Ranma:  Sure,

     (Back in the cave...)

Guards:  Look! the girl! Get her!!

     (All of a sudden, Ranma drops out of the sky.)

Ranma:  Never fear, Ranma is here!  (Behind him is a pack of
weird fuzzy things.) Come Moogles!  We must protect this girl.

Kirin:  Sure, Kupo!

Mog:  Kupo, Kupo! Lets do it.

Guard:  What the heck are those?

Other guard:  Who cares, we need to capture the girl.

     (The Moogles and Ranma fight it out. All of a sudden...)

Mog:  Woah! That last fight was so cool I'll choreograph it.

     (More fights)

Guard: Ok, get outta my way before I kill you.. you furry thing.

Mog:  Humph! Die man die!  I'm gonna get it on! (dances)

Guard:  (Boulders fall on his head and kills him instantly.) 
AGGGGGHH!!

Keepon:  Hey man, that technique is dope.

Mog: You said it bro.

Ranma:  Those phrases are so old.

     [They finally save Shampoo and Ranma thanks the Moogls]

Ranma:  Thanks

Kumama:  Your welcome man. 

Kuka:  If you need any help, you know who to call.

Mogula:  The ghost busters! Ha ha

Ranma:  (Groaning)  You guys been trapped in that cave too long.

     [Shampoo wakes up.]

Shampoo:  Ohhhh, where am I?

Ranma:  Hey, I'm Ranma Saotome and we need to take you someplace
else.

Shampoo:  Why?

Ranma:  Because the empire is looking for you and the empire is
bad.  Trust me.

Shampoo:  Oh, okay.

Ranma:  Follow me, I know this cave like the back of my hand. 
(Quickly ducks under a slactite or sticitie or whatever.  (You
know, those things that hang from the ceilings in caves.)  See? 
like the back of my hand. 

     [Ranma leads Shampoo around the cave.  They fight a couple
of rats and stuff but minor threats.  In a few minutes, they come
to a dead end.]

Shampoo:  You lie!  You say that you know cave like back of you
hand!!

Ranma:  I do.  See?  (Pulls a rock aside and a switch appears. 
Ranma pulls the switch and the wall of the cave opens.)

     [They both get out and head for the desert.]

Shampoo:  It so hot in desert!  why you take me here?

Ranma:  I know a friend of mine.  This friend's name is Mousse,
and he is the King of Figaro.  Mousse's castle is in the middle
of a desert.

Shampoo:  What idiot have castle in middle of desert?
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Like it so far?  No?  Well, screw you.  Yes? Well, if you want
more, too bad!!  I have postponed this project for all eternity. 
I have better fanfics to write than this.  However, if anybody
here, who has decent writing talent, knows everything about Final
Fantasy 6 (US version is called Final Fantasy 6 but you probably
knew that.) Then you can finish this.  Of course, there are
certain conditions:  You must give me credit on the first part, 
you must keep the editing of the first part to a minimum, you
must give credit to Squaresoft, and you must follow this
guidelines on these characters:
Shampoo- Terra
Mousse- Edgar
Ranma- Lock
Kuno- Cyan
Ryouga- Sabin (so Mousse and Ryouga are not twins, so what?)
Mog- as himself
Akane- Celes
Casino King- Setzer
Umaro- as himself

     Other than that, you can give whatever characters to anybody
I did not mention like Gau and Relm.  
     Well, sorry if I gave you too much restrictions on this, but
who know?  On some boring day, I might finish this myself.
P.S.  I would like to your final story, send to
Piccolo@atlanta.cyber.com.
P.P.S. Just because someone beat you to this story doesn't mean
you have to stop.  Write and send yours.  Who knows?  yours might
be better than the first guy.  But not all of you write it, (like
you will) because it might turn into a spam. 

My apologies to Squaresoft.  The story, the character
descriptions, few of the characters and the prologue is from the
best game company, Squaresoft.  They should get all the credit.
My apologies to Ms. Takahashi Rumiko.  Most of the characters
here are from Ranma 1/2 by Rumiko Takahashi.


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