Subject: AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
From: COLIN LOADER
Date: 4/15/1996, 1:37 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

  Bloody friggin' server! Okay, due to system malfunctions I'm gonna be 
writing from this address for a while. Please direct all personal mail 
here(loaderc@nevada.edu) until things change. Thank you.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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