Ranma smiled, perhaps a little maliciously.  "Hello, 
Biles.  It's been a while since you last tried to take control 
of my life through one of those stories of yours..."  Biles,
back at the desk, got a somewhat nervous look on his face as 
he tried to figure out a) what Ranma was doing in his room, 
and b) what he might want.  Ranma noticed Biles' expression, 
and smiled again.  "Well, it would seem the tables have 
turned.  This time, it's OUR turn."  He gestured, and a 
glowing portal appeared.  Biles found himself being pulled 
towards it.  Through the portal, he could see the Tendo Dojo 
far below.  Around the time he felt himself finally pulled 
through the portal, Ranma remarked, "Oh, and don't 
worry...you'll have plenty of company..."
        As he fell through the portal, dropping towards the 
Tendo Dojo far below, Biles closed his eyes and hoped for the 
best, wondering what Ranma's ominous last remark could mean...

--- REVENGE OF THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ---
---- Coming soon to an ML near you! ----

See your favorite fanfic authors tormented by the characters 
whose lives they have controlled for too long!  Get a free 
stuffed John Biles doll while supplies last!  Hurry now!  This 
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Ummmm...would said characters include the authors' original creations as well 
as the anime characters?  If so, I'm going to be verrry worried! ^^;



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