On Mon, 22 Apr 1996, Michael Carlson wrote:

No, this means your captain is MacGyver. :)

Naw, that's if it was with duct tape.

Duck Tape,  The fifth force keeping the universe together (between Strong
and Weak nuclear in effect)

Ah, Duct Tape!  It's like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side, 
and it holds the universe together.

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!!