On Tue, 7 May 1996 gaffney@iconn.net wrote:
GENERAL CATEGORIES:
If the story doesn't change the staus quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
If there are no fights or use of martial arts, 3 drinks
If Akane gains a ki-power, 3 drinks
If Aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks
If they aren't there just because the author clearly wanted them to show
up, 4 drinks
If they are a Predator, 3 drinks
If no one ever gets wet, 2 drinks
If Ryouga's curse is revealed to someone new, 2 drinks
If Akane finds out, 3 drinks
If Akane finds out and immediately sleeps with him, 4 drinks
If Akane finds out and sleeps with him later, 3 drinks
If Akane finds out AFTER sleeping with him, 3 drinks
If someone dies, 1 drink
If it's Ranma or Akane, 3 drinks
If it's Happousai, 5 drinks and send a check to the author of the story
1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Ranko Tendo (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
The Jyusenkyo Guide
Nodoka (2 if she doesn't find out Ranma's secret, 3 if she insists he
commit seppuku when she finds out)
3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
2 drinks for each appearance of the following people:
Amano Akemi
Juyza
Kaneda Saotome
Buford
Charlotte
Victor
Sunshine
Cosmo
Shampoo's mother or father
Any new Amazons
3 drinks for each appearance of the following people:
Rumiko Takahashi
Ratiko in a non-Ranma 2096 story
Mousse's parents
Young Cologne or Happousai (Flashbacks count)
Hentosai
Lucky
The Dojo Yaburi
Elvis
Cthulhu
If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks
Happpousai, five drinks and send the author of the story a check.
If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks
If the entire population of the planet mostly dies, five drinks
If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
her sake to see, 2 drinks
CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):
with Ah My Goddess!, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink
with anything with aliens in it, 1 drink
Any other anime series, 2 drinks
with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks
Please tell me no has EVER really done that one. :)
LEMON (warning inherent):
1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Ranma/Ukyou
Mousse/Shampoo
2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Nabiki/Ryouga
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Ryouga/Akane
Nabiki/Ranma
Any of the females with the author of the story or his ego-fulfilling
representative :)
> 3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Ranma/Makoto/Ukyou
Kasumi/Ranma
Mikado/Azusa
Tsubasa/Anyone
Makoto/Ukyou
Makoto/Ranma
4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
everyone in one big honkin' orgy
8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
I had to be forced to NOT put in the Cologne/Happousai scene in Lemonade :)
Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):
"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
1 drink if everyone always has an orgasm everytime they have sex
1 drink if something disastrous happens while they are having sex
2 drinks if there's a Kama Sutra reference or a reference to Caroline's
writings outside her stories :)
2 drinks if Ranma ends up with someone other than Akane permanently after
having sex with her (or him :)
1 drink if Ranma has sex with a woman while he's female
2 drinks if Ranma sleeps with a guy as a woman
3 drinks if he is completely sane in either case.
> 3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences
mysteriously disappear after having sex
5 drinks if EVERYONE's problems disappear after having sex, especially if
it gets rid of curses :)
>
PARTICULAR AUTHORS:
1 for each author:
John Biles
Stefan Gagne
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
Benares
Caroline Ann Seawright (3 if it's not a lemon)
Mark Latus
3 points per author
Jeff Yang (10 drinks if he finished it)
Tori Baybrook
Ken Arromdee
HP Lovecraft
1 drink if the author writes himself into a story
This should be at least three...most stories don't have the author...It
ought to at least be worth more drinks than if you read a story by me :)
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the
story as some > all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
6 drinks if he gets one or more of the females for himself, 4 if he
creates his own female to get.
10 drinks if it's a woman writing herself in.
John Walter Biles : MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html
http://www.dhp.com/~wraven/john/index.html
"All dressed up and no place to go...but Oblivion!", "That's so
sweet...I'm getting cavities!", "Welcome to hell, Sailor Moon!"--Queen Beryl