Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil:

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order
of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and
adding his (III), you get the following:

B       66
I       73
L       76
L       76
G       71
A       65
T       84
E       69
S       83
+       3
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      666 !!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or
just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???

Before you decide, consider the following:

M  S  -  D  O  S     6  .  2  1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W  I  N  D  O  W  S  9  5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!

[sides split]

[segmentation fault - core dumped - nt shutdown imminent - phoney nt shut down.]

signed, phoneynt
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