This Morning, Noone returned to the United States and recieved a
letter from a greasy looking messenger. Noone rented a car and drove
to the warehouse district of Chicago. To the best of my knowledge,
Noone is in Warehouse 23 of the exremely powerful Fnord Corporation.
And this is where you should be able to find him. If not, I would be
more than happy to continue my services tracking down this fiend
known as Peter Noone.

   (We open on a crowded German Rathskellar. In a side booth, a council of
war has been convened. A scruffy-looking group of authors and .sig
characters lean around a table, listening intently to a wiry fellow in
trenchcoat and fedora read the letter.)

Mike: "...known as Peter Noone." At last! A real lead! We have him now!

Seamus: "Fnord Corp."? Fnord? He's part of the Bavarian Illumi*mghfy*

Mike: (removing his hand from Seamus's mouth) Heheh, no need to alarm the
ML, probably just a hired lackey...

Seamus: Right.

Mike: Celine is willing to help. I say we go for it! Strike while we know
where he is! Who's with me?

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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  /  \    l   Mike Loader - Lincolnite, Amberite, Illuminatus, Discordian,
 / () \   l      Journalist, Author, Traveler, Historian, Java Fiend.
/      \  l        Trier - LA - LV - Kiev - Reno - Hong Kong. Fnord.
--------  l                    mloader@scs.unr.edu
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