Since I suggested it, I'll have a crack.  I'm devoting
mine to bad crossovers...

"'But what about Ranma, Doctor?'
 'He's gone, Kasumi.  As Ranma, anyway.  Akane was always
stronger.'
 The party of people walked away from the edge of the crater.
After a few months, a small egg appeared out of the ashes.
After another few months, it began to crack.  A voice could
be heard coming from it.
 'It's a tasty world,' she said."

	--Ranma 1/2:  The Alchemist's Answer
	by the way, 100 points to the first person to get this...


"It's time for Ranmamaniacs..."

Nah.


"'My friend Ryouga and I had an apartment that was dirt cheap.'
 'Then we found out why it was so cheap.'
 SMASH!
 'Our friend Ukyou said she lived in a great apartment - dirt
cheap - but it's a hotel for women.  Okay.'
 'Now they all know us as Ranko and Akemi.'
 'But they also know us as Ranma and Ryouga, Ranko and Akemi's
*brothers*.'
 'I am, uh, crazy about the martial artist.'
 'Well, I suppose this counts as good training.'
 'You see, it's all perfectly normal'

	Cue Billy Joel...

	--Ranma 1/2:  Chest Chums

That's it for now.

--Sean Gaffney
--"You git!  I thought you were dead!  Git git git!" - Benny, No Future