Meanwhile, in a back office of the Amber Zone on the MUX, sinister
plans are afoot....

Mike: Is it done?

Tech 1: I think so....look, this is too cruel. I think there's a law or
two against it, and I'm sure the Geneva Convention...

Mike: Never mind all that. Hentaism must be stopped! 

Tech 2: Why?

Mike: Mostly so that I can grab power afterwards. But that's not the
issue. Do you really want to take orders from Kendra or Kun-chan?

Tech 1: (musing) It would probably give new meaning to the term, "Sevring
Under" someone.

Tech 2: That's a bad thing?

Mike: It will be when fatigue sets in. Besides, are you forgetting that
Kodachi has a residence on the MUX?

Tech 1 & 2: *gulp* You have a point...

Mike: Damn right. Activate the machine.

Tech 2: God forgive me...

(He pulls a lever. on a machine marked Barney @Cloning Device [B@CD]. It
rumbles ominously...)

Mike: Sorry about this, Kendra, but you leave me no choice...

(Zoom out to sinister organ music.)

Meanwhile, in the MUX sound-system room...

  Kendra: He's really clonging *shudder* BARNEYS??

  Kun-chan: yes...dastardly isn't it? I don't think we have anything that
can keep them at bay...

  Kendra: *grinning* yes we do.... *holds up a CD labeled "Minmei's greatest
hits, Karoke version*

  Kun-chan: no...you wouldn't...!

  Kendra: He brings out the big guns, so do I...hand me the CD-player...

(Zoom out to the opening strains of "My Boyfriend is a Pilot" and a great
many screams of terror)

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