Mike: Damn right. Activate the machine.

Tech 2: God forgive me...

(He pulls a lever. on a machine marked Barney @Cloning Device [B@CD]. It
rumbles ominously...)

Mike: Sorry about this, Kendra, but you leave me no choice...

(Zoom out to sinister organ music.)

Meanwhile, in the MUX sound-system room...

  Kendra: He's really cloning *shudder* BARNEYS??

  Kun-chan: yes...dastardly isn't it? I don't think we have anything that
can keep them at bay...

  Kendra: *grinning* yes we do.... *holds up a CD labeled "Minmei's greatest
hits, Karoke version*

  Kun-chan: no...you wouldn't...!

  Kendra: He brings out the big guns, so do I...hand me the CD-player...

(Zoom out to the opening strains of "My Boyfriend is a Pilot" and a great
many screams of terror)

Kun-chan sighs and watched the anti-hentai scream and run away in a
panic, her earplugs in place.

Kun-chan: At least all of our side managed to wear their standard issue
ear plugs in time!

Kendra: What?

Kun-chan: What?

Kendra: What did you say?

Kun-chan: I can't hear you! What did you say?

Kendra: I can't hear you with these earplugs in! What?

<etc>

Kun-chan...