So, should I go on with 'The Irates take a Stance'?

*grin* [For those of you who are TOTALLY clueless,
these are sung to the tune of G&S's 'Pirates of
Penzance'. 

-Christopher Willmore

Poor G&S are undoubtably revolving in their graves at about Mach 3. Go for
it. But wouldn't "The Mikado" be a more appropriate choice? :)

"As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of Fanfiction Authors who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed!

There's the "Episode 1" fanfics that an "Episode 2" Lack
And Lemons that scream first names at the instant of climax.
Or sadfic's quite dramatic that to profoundly move us try
By killing off Kodachi, Azusa, and Happosai.
Or spam threads that like tidal waves threaten to swamp the list
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed.

There's the ego-boosting self-insertion fic that makes the Author God
Like the saga about Crys (I've got him on the list)
Or garbage about power-tea and prophets shaped like hogs
They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed.
Or stories in which Akane P-chan's identity finds
Or people who write Sailor Moon, Austrailians of all kinds.
Or parodylike crossovers in which not a series is missed
(Everyone who gets a cameo is going on the list)
But anyway I think by now you must have caught the gist
They'd none of them be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed.

Etc. ad Nauseum. 

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle, the very model of a modern fanfic
writer.;)
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