Dunno the author, but this was posted on the Highlander ML, and I figured
too many of us would relate to it here*^_^*


****   Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out"   ****

10. Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"

9.  Your best friend is someone you've never met.

8.  You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see "Enhanced
    for Netscape 2.0" on one of the clouds.

7.  You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed when
    you encounter a Web page with no links.

6.  You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding
    day.

5.  You are driving on a dark rainy night when you hydroplane on a
    puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guard rail that
    separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death.
    You look for the "Back" button.

4.  You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again and
    again and again.

3.  Your dog has his own Web page.

2.  So does your hamster.

....And the number one sign that you have overdosed on the WWW:

1.  When you read a magazine, you have the irresistable urge to click on
    the underlined passages.



Cat & Co ~~ Chris, Cindy, Cat, Becky, Kitten, Catastrfy, et al
cats@starfire.org, catsandco@aol.com, starfire@netcom.com
http://members.aol.com/catsandco/cats.html

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat,
"or you wouldn't have come here."
                ----- Lewis Carrol