Since I'm about to post this to the anime newsgroups, and
since Ross McKenzie beautifully fulfilled one of the
requirements, I thought I'd repost this here.

Try not to get too smashed.

There are a lot of authors that should probably be added.
I'll go through the Ranma FTP site and see what I can see.

Anyway...



The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction Drinking Game

V. 1.1

Edited by Sean Gaffney

Major contributors:  John Walter Biles, Sean Gaffney, Harvey Torrance
Griffin, Nightelf

Minor contributors:  Many people far too numerous to mention here
(meaning I deleted their posts by accident)


GENERAL CATEGORIES:

If the story doesn't change the status quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love for someone else, 3 drinks
If it's not an alternate universe, 5 drinks
If they *mean* it, chug

If there are no fights or use of martial arts, 2 drinks
If aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks
If any Japanese is used in the fanfic, 2 drinks

If no one ever gets wet, 3 drinks
If Ryouga's curse is revealed to someone new, 2 drinks
If Akane finds out, 3 drinks
If Akane finds out and immediately sleeps with him, 5 drinks
If Akane finds out and sleeps with him later, 4 drinks
If Akane finds out AFTER sleeping with him, 4 drinks
If somebody's curse gets cured, 2 drinks
If it's *not* Ranma, 3 drinks
If the curse is regained, 3 drinks
If someone's curse is altered, 3 drinks
If someone uncursed gets one, 4 drinks
..for good, 6 drinks

If someone dies, 1 drink
If it's a suicide, 3 drinks
If Ranma or Akane dies, 3 drinks
If Happosai dies, 5 drinks and send the author a check

If someone's kid(s) show up, 2 drinks
..without time travel being involved, 3 drinks
..and none of them are Ranma's, chug
If they are Ranma's and Akane isn't the mother, 3 drinks
If Ranma's the mother, chug
If Happosai's the father...<SLAP!> sorry.

1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Ranko Tendo/Saotome (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
Nodoka

3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story

If Nodoka doesn't figure out Ranma's curse, 2 drinks
If she insists he commit seppuku when she finds out, 3 drinks

If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks

If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks

If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
    her sake to see, 2 drinks


CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):

with Ah My Goddess!, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink

Any other anime series, 2 drinks

with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks

If a character from the other series gets into a relationship
    with a Ranma cast member, 2 drinks
If it's one-sided, 3 drinks
If it's still going at the end of the story, 4 drinks


LEMON (warning inherent):

1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ranma-chan/Akane
Ranma/Ukyou
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Mousse/Shampoo

2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Ranma/Nabiki
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Ranma-chan/Ukyou
"Ranko"/Ukyou
Ranma-kun/Ranma-chan (or "Ranko")
Ryouga/Nabiki
Ryouga/Akane

3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Kasumi/Ranma
Mikado/Azusa
Tsubasa/anyone
"Ranko"/Ryouga
"Ranko"/Shampoo

4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters (with or without Ranma)
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
Konatsu/Ukyou
Genma/Nodoka
Nabiki/Tofu
"Ranko"/Tofu (and I think that covers all the Marital Arts pairs...)
everyone in one big honkin' orgy

6 drinks:
Soun/anybody
Anybody in their cursed form (except Ranma)
Ryouga/Ranma-kun
Akane/Kuno
Ukyou/Ataru Morobishi/Lum
Hinako adult/anybody
Nabiki/the author

8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
Hinako-child/anybody

Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
Nodoka or Genma/Ranma
Soun/any of his daughters
Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)

Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):

"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
     e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

If everyone always an orgasm during sex, 1 drink
If something disastrous happens during sex, 1 drink
If there's a Kama Sutra ref, 3 drinks
If Caroline's writings are mentioned, 3 drinks :-)

If Ranma has sex with a woman while he's female, 1 drink
If Ranma sleeps with a guy as a woman, 2 drinks
If he's completely sane in either case, 3 drinks
If Ranma-chan "experiments" with his female form, 1 drink

If Nabiki is having sex but is interrupted by rampaging
    vikings bent on conquest, 4 drinks

3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences 
     mysteriously disappear after having sex


PARTICULAR AUTHORS:

1 for each author:
John Biles
    If it's a series, 2 drinks
    If the series is completed, 4 drinks :-)
    If he's "Bailesu", 3 drinks
Stefan Gagne
    If it's not depressing, 2 drinks
    If it doesn't star Ryouga, 3 drinks
    If Nine Inch Nails aren't mentioned, 4 drinks
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
    both of them, 2 drinks
Benares
Caroline Ann Seawright
    and it's not a lemon, 3 drinks
Mark Latus
    and it's not depressing, 2 drinks

2 for each author:
Richard Beaubien
Darren Demaine
    Non-lemon, 3 drinks
John Evans
Christian Gadekan
S. James
Shannon Richmeyer
    non-fantasy, 5 drinks
Karl Rim
Roy Rim
Chris Schumacher
Darren Steffler aka Twister
James Stone
    non-lemon, 5 drinks
Jeff "OneShot" Wong
Jeff Yang
    and it's completed, 4 drinks

3 drinks if the author writes himself into a story
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the story as some
     all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
4 drinks if Nabiki gets involved with him
6 drinks if anyone else gets involved with him

If it's one of the best fanfics you've ever read, chug
If it's one of the worst fanfics you've ever read, chug

That's all, folks!  Thanks again to everyone.


--Sean Gaffney
--"You git!  I thought you were dead!  Git git git!" - Benny, No Future