Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAMFIC] Corny Ranma FanFic(tm)
From: "Benn Bollay (Gambit)" <gambit@thegrid.net>
Date: 6/10/1996, 9:59 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com, fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

	Instructions: Read the following partial fanfic (you may feel free
to laugh).  Once you are finished, forward it back to the ML with a
paragraph or two of additional story tacked onto the end. 
	This could end up as anything from Classic Slapstick to Profound
Examination of the Characters to Full Blown Lemon (please warn us if you
go that route).  I don't _think_ this could be turned into a SadFic, but
anything could happen.
	IKUSO!

HTG
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Evening; Tendo Dojo:

	"RANMA-SAMA!!"
	Ranma muttered something unprintable as he frantically dodged the
ribbon Kuno Kodachi was trying to reel him in with. 
	#'Least Akane ain't home yet,# he thought at he bounded along the
rooftop trying to elude his would-be wife/concubine/mistress/sex-slave,
#no _way_ she wouldn't blame be for-HEY!#
	A moment's innatention, and Ranma's cause was lost as the Black
Rose snared his ankle and had him mummy-wrapped up to his neck before he
could react.
	"Now my dearest," Kodachi smiled as the pulled a massive boquet of
midnight black roses out of a pocket dimension, "let us embrace forever."
	Ranma had no idea what was in those roses, but past experience
told him to expect anything from paralysis to mind control.  Not
suprisingly (although doing so with both arms bound to his side and his
legs tied together made it slightly impressive), he leaped from the roof
and flipped to the side as Kodachi leapt toward him.  For her part,
Kodachi was too suprised at her beloved's avoidance to land correctly; she
stumbled, tripped and dropped the boquet off the roof as she and Ranma
fell heavily.
	Ranma was strugging out of his bonds as he heard a familiar sneeze
come where he figured the front door was and rolled over to see Kodachi
peering over the edge with an expression that terrified him more than any
she had worn before... utter and complete sorbiety heavily leavened with
sanity.  Unable to resist his morbid curiosity, he rolled close enough to
to see the front door and froze in shock.
	"I never did test that love potion on females...." Kodachi muttered
softly as Tendo Kasumi stared up into her eyes, black rose petals still in
her hair.

******

#Oh shit# was Ranma's only thought as he began to roll off the roof.

******
<someone delete my sig for me, btw>
Peace,			<-----  Really! :)
Benn Bollay
gambit@thegrid.net

"All my father wanted to do was make a toaster you could 
really set the darkness on.  And you took his work and
perverted it into those hideous machines!"
                         --Sylia Stingray, kind of.