At 08:38 AM 6/13/96 -0400, Bert Van Vleit (alias PUNKNIGHT) wrote:

In a spawling stately mansion, encircled by the thick forest of Silly Hollow,
Panda, and his faithful servant Jerkins, sit quietly in the mansion's cozy,
oak-paneled den, enjoying the warmth of a roaring fire, up late on a cold
spring night, and wondering how many commas they can fit into this
sentence. The clock strikes 3. Little do they now that a timeless local
legend is about to ride once more through their quiet little forest. A
legend that once curdled the blood of even the heartiest souls...

Greetings!

Jerkins:(perks up) ... "Master! Can you not hear it?"
Panda: Yes Jerkins. It sounds as if the knight is riding in the hollow again
this night. I cannot miss this chance! Prepare my horse!
Jerkins: Yes Master!

| Why is Ireland the wealthiest country in the world?

Because its capital is always Dublin.<g,d,r>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  ^_^
It's that time again!!!  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Panda rides swiftly into the dark forest, the sound of maniacal laughter
still drifting upon the cold wind. He urges his horse on, the hope that he
can arrive in time fading fast...

The angriest nation in the world must be IRE-Land.

A second pun drifts through the forest, the gnarled trees leaning in
on the barely visible path ominously, sending chills up Panda's spine as his
horse begins to slow...

There's a special drink made in Spain that is created by dipping a certain
kind of bird into a glass of alcohol.  I believe it's called "Tequila
Mockingbird".

Another pun rings out, this time closer. Suddenly, after riding for hours,
the trees ahead thin out, revealing a moonlit clearing ahead. The circle of
trees around the clearing cannot hide the luminous specter that stands
within. It is PunKnight, master of puns and servant to none. And on the
ground in the center of the clearing is his hapless victim, Silly Hollow's own
master seamstress Fanny Fic, caught traveling to her sister's house in Dizzy
Dale, but now writhing and giggling with unbridled spasms. Perhaps there is
still time...

Yes, the pun is truly mightier than the sword....hit somebody with a sword,
and they usually die.  Hit somebody with a pun, and the agony can last for
days!!  ^_^

>From his vantage point behind some foliage, Panda percieves PunKnight
perpetuating his last pun profoundly upon the hapless victim with perfect
precision. Then the ghostly figure leaps upon his fiery demon steed, and
vanishes into the greenery, leaving behind the faint echoes of his haunting
laughter. The legend rides once more, and Panda has again arrived
too late...

Panda (Researching his new book "PunKnight: The Legend of Silly
Hollow")

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