At 15:04 13/06/96 -0400, you wrote:
I think it's easier if you forward this.
From: Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX <walker@mail.accent.net>
At 13:06 12/06/96 -0500, you wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jun 1996, Philip Mak wrote:
On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Stormwalker wrote:
Evening, Tendo Dojo.
"RANMA-SAMA!!"
Ranma muttered something unprintable as he frantically dodged the
ribbon Kuno Kodachi was trying to reel him in with.
#'Least Akane ain't home yet,# he thought at he bounded along the
rooftop trying to elude his would-be wife/concubine/mistress/sex-slave,
#no _way_ she wouldn't blame be for-HEY!#
A moment's innatention, and Ranma's cause was lost as the Black
Rose snared his ankle and had him mummy-wrapped up to his neck
before he
could react.
"Now my dearest," Kodachi smiled as the pulled a massive boquet of
midnight black roses out of a pocket dimension, "let us embrace
forever."
Ranma had no idea what was in those roses, but past experience
told him to expect anything from paralysis to mind control. Not
suprisingly (although doing so with both arms bound to his side and his
legs tied together made it slightly impressive), he leaped from the
roof
and flipped to the side as Kodachi leapt toward him. For her part,
Kodachi was too suprised at her beloved's avoidance to land
correctly; she
stumbled, tripped and dropped the boquet off the roof as she and Ranma
fell heavily.
Ranma was strugging out of his bonds as he heard a familiar sneeze
come where he figured the front door was and rolled over to see Kodachi
peering over the edge with an expression that terrified him more
than any
she had worn before... utter and complete sorbiety heavily leavened
with
sanity. Unable to resist his morbid curiosity, he rolled close
enough to
to see the front door and froze in shock.
"I never did test that love potion on females...." Kodachi muttered
softly as Tendo Kasumi stared up into her eyes, black rose petals
still in
her hair.
******
Ok, here's my part (Please excuse my spelling):
"Oh my...." Kausmi managed to stammer out before she collapsed.
Akane comes through the door.
"Kasumi! Where...AH! Kasumi! WHat's happend!" Yells Akne as
she sees
Kasumi's limp from lying there. "Ranma! What did you do to her!" She
demanded, as Kodachi crept away.
"Errr...I...um...ah..." Ranma mermered.
Akane Grabs the front of Ranma's shirt and pulls him Close.
"Ranma!
If you have hurt Kasumi! I'll..."
"Don't worry, she's just out-cold." Said Nabiki, who stood
behind them.
"Is that true Nabiki?" Said Akane.
Soun comed out of the Door Now.
"AHHHHH! KASUMI! AHHHH!" He breaks out in tears.
Now, Genma comes out.
"Come on Ranma, help me get he into her bed." Ranma and Genma
take
Kasumi into the house and place her in her bed.
Akane lays a wet cloth on Kasumi's forhead.
"So, Ranma, what did you do to her? Hmmm?" Said Nabiki, slyly.
"No! It was Kodachi! She had these flowers and..."
"Kodachi! Those flowers could have anything in them!" Said
Akane.
Ukyo come to the door. She knocks at the door for a while then
enders on her own. "Hello!" She says, and Nabiki greets her."
"Ukyo, inresting to see you here." said Nabiki.
"I was just bringing some food for ranchan, but I saw Kodachi
Leaving here, did she do something to Ranchan?"
"She tried to do something to Ranma, but Kasumi got hit insted."
"Kasumi! How is she doing?"
"Come see for your self." They go into Kasumi's bedroom. Ukyo
come
to stand over her.
"Hmm, out cold...." Says Ukyo, takening a quick pulse.
Kasumi opens her eyes, and Looks up at Ukyo
"Ukyo...I never noticed...how buetiful you are..." Says Kasumi.
Everyone falls down and Bugs out...but Ukyo just stands
there, frozen...
(I've never written a fanfic before, so feel free to hit me over the head
with a mallet/spatula/bonbori if this turns out bad. :)
UKYOU quickly stepped back from KASUMI.
UKYOU: "Hey, what do you think you're doing. I'm a girl!"
KASUMI: (in a hurt voice) "But Ukyou, don't you love me?"
SOUN: "Waaaaaaah! My oldest daughter is a lesbian!"
UKYOU: "Love you? How could I love you? You're a girl!"
KASUMI: "Oh, my."
RANMA pulls UKYOU aside.
RANMA: (whispering) "I think she got drugged by one of Kodachi's love
potions."
Like I said, I'm new at writing fanfics, I don't know how to continue.
Anyone want to add to this? :) Or has this chain fanfic died already by
the time I managed to get this part written? <g>
I'll take it from here:
RANMA: Can't you just go along with it, until we can figure out a cure?
UKYOU: Oh, Ranchan, for you, I'd do just about anything, but do I have
to do this?
RANMA: Yeah. We don't know what this drug'll make her do.
[NABIKI comes around the corner and walks back into the room.]
NABIKI: Well, I called Dr. Tofu. He'll be here any second now.
SOUN: My poor daughter. Kasumi. How could you do this? WAAAHHH!!!
GENMA: That was a very smart thing to do, Nabiki. Dr. Tofu will
certainly help.
AKANE: Ummm, Nabiki? Are you sure that was such a good idea? Remember
how he gets when he's around Kasumi.
NABIKI: (eyes twinkling and holding up camera) I know.
&&&&&&&&
I just love these chain fanfics...
Akane: What do you have planned?
Nabiki: You'll see....
(She smiles that cute and evil smile of her's)
(Ukyo comes over the Kasumi)
Kasumi: Oh, my love you have returned!
(She gets out of bed and flops into Ukyo's arms.)
Ukyo: Ummm..yea...
(Ryoga comes intot eh room.)
Ryoga: Ah! Where am I...hey! Akane!....WHAT!!!! WHAT'S KASUMI DOING!!!!!
(Ryoga's nose begins to gush, and he collapses.)
Ranma: Man, Ryoga, haven't you seen two women in love before...
(A spatula hits him in the fact)
Ranma: OUCH!
%%%%%%%%%%%
It's me again.
A week later:
"'Ukyo needs help running the restaurant. Be back by 9. Kasumi'
ARRRGHHH!" Ranma groaned in fustration as he crumpled the note.
"It's not _that_ bad Ranma." grumbled Akane as she tried to feed
instant ramen to her delirious father, "It's not like we're gouing to
starve or anything. Besides, Kasumi seems a lot more relaxed when she's
around around Ukyo anyway."
"Of course Ukyo's a lot more tense around Kasumi." observed
Nabiki, "But then, at least she could teach sis _how_ to make Okonomyaki"
Ranma groaned at the thought; he liked okonomyaki well enough,
but not when it was badly cooked (they found out Kasumi's culinary weak
spot the hard way) and certainly not _for_ _every_ _meal_ _all_ _week_.
"Look," Nabiki rationalized, "Tofu-sensei seems to be making
progress (they might take him off the suicide watch at the institution
soon), Ukyo's not going to let Kasumi do anything... embarassing to or
around her in public, and that love potion's has to wear off sooner or
later... right?"
"Wrong, mercenary."
All those present (save Soun who had begun a fresh bout of
wailing), spun to look at an oddly composed Kuno Kodachi standing in the
doorway.
"What are you doing here?!?" yelled Akane.
"Nothing that concerns you wench." Kodachi said calmly before
turning to Ranma with a dead serious expression on her face, "Ranma-sama,
I must warn you to give a wide berth to Kuonji Ukyo... for your safety as
well as hers."
"I assume this has something to do with the drugs you doused my sister
with?" Nabiki observed with a raised eyebrow.
Kodachi could only nod. "I have tested it," she said grimly,
"the chemicals in those roses would only induce instant and unconditional
love in men. In females however, the effects are less stable...."
"The potion works as a simple love... inducement at first," Kodachi
continued "but over time the subject becomes irrational, jealous, prone
to mood swings and fits of violent rage...."
"What did you do, test it on yourself?" Akane glowered.
*SWISH* *THUNK*
"Is there an antidote?" Nabiki asked serously as a lock of Akane's
hair fluttered to the ground.
"I have already begun preliminary tests, Tendo." Kodachi said as
she strode over to the wall and retreived the meat cleaver, "but I wished
to warn-"
"Ran-chan!" Ukyo yelled as she stormed in the dojo.
******
Again....
(Ranma looks aprehensive at the flustered Uyko)
Ranma: Uhhh...Ukyo...what's the matter!
Ukyo: It's Kasumi! Every time I talk to a male costomer, she starts ranting
and raving and throwing things! She also thinks I'm cheating on her!
(Ryoga comes in. His face is burnt.)
Akane: (gasps) Ryoga! What Happend?
Ryoga: Kasumi slammed my face down on the girl...I was comming in through the
back door...I ahd no idea that it was Ucchan's and Kasumi caiught me....she
started yelling about how I was stealing Ukyo form her, and I was her
Backdoor man....what does that mean?
Ranma: (He turns to Kodachi) Is this what You were talking about?
Kodachi: Yes, it seem that extream jelousy has taken over Kasumi. SHe has
begun to accuse everyone of "stealing" Uyko from her. I beleave that more
violence will be comming.
Soun: (Cry) KAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUMMMMMIIIIIIIIII!
(He begins to run around the room)
Genma: What would happen if we had someone else, a man, say that he loved
Kasumi?
Kodachi: Hmmmm, that may work...the shock may bring her out.
Genma: Who should it be?
Akane: I beleave that Dr. Tofu is not capable of doing it..
Nabik: Was he ever? Well, we've got a perfect man right her....right Ranma?
Ranma; What!? No....RYOGA! Yes...you will do fine!
Ryoga: (His eyes bug out) WHAT!
Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX, Hentai Omega
Offical Grand Inqusistor Of the Cult of Nabiki Tendo
"Well, there goes the buisness, Hyuck! At least I got
paid!"