VOICE OVER AND CAPTIONS:
    
    Have you found yourself mindlessly agreeing with everything that 
appears on television?
    Do you find that you care more about what's happening on any 
given soap opera than what's going on in the world?
    Are you convinced that there is a nationwide conspiracy by some 
myterious organization plotting world conquest by numbing the minds 
of the people?

    Well, do we have a network for you! 

    MONTAGE OF BIZZARE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
    A RAIN OF FISH, graizing COWS, EXCERPTS from strange movies and 
various other demented scenes culminating with a picture of a HUMAN 
BRAIN being struck with a LIGHTNING BOLT.

        VOICE OVER AND TITLES:
        
                        Clutter Vision
                  Television that makes you think.

                Starring Erin Mills, Chris Willmore, and several 
                other people who've never worked in television.
                
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    What do you guys think? Wanna see more?
    
                                        ---Erin 2.5