A portrait hung in a gentleman's library.  He was asked whom it 
represented.  He replied, "Uncles and brothers have I none, but that 
man's father is my father's son."   Who was the portrait of?

And....

Explain how a window can be made twice its former size, without 
increasing either its height or width.


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