Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] Re: Anyone writin' anything nifty?
From: Otaku@nashville.com (James Bateman)
Date: 6/19/1996, 5:49 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Andy Skuse Wrote:

Really? How do you tell if the kun-chans at the supermarket are fresh? I
know how you tell if a lemon is fresh, but ...

Panda

Simple:

Approach a Kun-chan in the Supermarket

Pinch it on the fanny

If it doesn't slap you, it's fresh

If it *does* slap you, YOU are.

Zen-


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