On Fri, 21 Jun 1996, Don Wang wrote:

Who said change the world? Just people in it. You'll see! When I rule the
world, you shall all bow to me and be Shampoo haters and Akane lovers!

	We're on the brink of WW3 here.  There shall a new Holocaust led by
Kun-Chan's extermination squad and hunt down every single Shampoo lovers!

Kun-chan,  beware.  We are hold Ryoga hostage for your good behavior.  We
will turn him into P-chan in front of Akane if you do not behave.

Grrr...

(suddenly Michael hears a large rumbling coming from behind him.  He turns
just in time to get hit with 450 pounds of top quality sumo pig.)

Akari:  STOP PICKING ON RYOUGA-SAMA!

--Sean Gaffney
--Ryouga defender (how d'you join the church, anyway?)