Stanley R. Teriaca wrote:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

     Pinky and the Bane. Writen by Stanley Teriaca.
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(Pinky, our lab rat, is sitting quietly in his cage in the Gothem penatentery.
If you need to know, this is a new Pet Theropie plan to reinhibutate the
inmates. Bane, sane coustume, is siting on his bed.)

Pinky: So, Bane, what are we going to do tonight.

Bane (opens the door to Pinky's cage, and takes him out):  I WILL BREAK YOU!
(smash! He takes Pinky and slams Pinky's back into his knee).

Pinky: OW! That was fun. Can you do that again?

Closing Song: Thair both insain.
              Thair Pinky and the Bane Bane Bane Bane.
              (DaDaDaDa!)

So, what do you think? Now be kine.

Stan (Who has been a bad boy).

>From the Scriviner:
Bwah-ha-hahhahahahhaahahh-erhm... sorry. I was moved to tears. Yes. Tears. A bizarre tale of
a homocidal maniac and an imbicilic masochistic lab mouse. You must continue! I implore you!
MORE MORE MORE. erhm... sorry.

>From Yug:
Hahahahahahahihihihihihoohoohohohoho. Nice one! Why don't they make fan fics anymore the way 
they used to? Do make a the sequel to this.