Here it is:

			Chinese Samurai
			  By Jack Ji
			Part IX: The End

	The next few weeks were normal, for Nerima anyway. Things were 
very boring. Ryouga eventually came to the dojo and returned the bottle. 
Ranma is half girl and half boy again.
	We marked the days till we were suppose to go to Nekomi City. 
Everything seemed so mundane. It was just work, sleep, eat, watching 
RAnma get himself into messes and out of them.
	Eventually, the time came for us to take that long car ride to 
Nekomi City. Shampoo seemed very unhappy that I had to leave but I told 
her I'd come back to visit once more before I left for the US again.
	I was suprised how much Belldandy was like Kasumi. They sounded a 
lot a like. I wondered if Kasumi was Belldandy's lost sister or 
something. 
	We met Belldandy's two sisters and her boyfriend, Keiichi, who is 
really short. Belldandy's older sister, Urd, was really raunchy. Her 
younger sister, Skuld, seemed to dislike everyone except Belldandy. I 
found it strange that they had these markings on their heads.
	After a few weeks visiting the campus of a Japanese college, we 
went back to Nerima to say our final farewells. Just about everyone seemed 
happy that we left, except for Shampoo.
	She must have really been depressed since she couldn't follow me 
back to America and  marry me. I bet Cologne really will disown her, ban 
her from the village and strip her of all her honor. I felt bad, but I 
couldn't do anything.
	When we arrived back home, our parents were extremely happy. 
Especially my parents. They really didn't want me to turn into a "damned 
Jap." We each agreed to not tell our parents all the strange things that 
happened because it'd be too hard to explain.
	It felt nice to be home, however, I felt like I lacked something 
in the second half of our trip. I felt very disappointed that things 
turned so boring.

				THE END

Author's Afterword: That's it. After a long spam of messages on the ML, 
I've decided to end it like this. I had a lot planned but many people 
convinced me to end it like this. 

And yes, people did discourage me but I'm not going to say names. Oh 
well, it was nice writing something creative fora change. Looks like the 
only things I'll be writing again are essays, papers and thesises. SAY 
GOOD BYE TO ANY CREATE WRITING FROM ME!

                            
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