Ranma 1/2: Ouch Damn it! I love you!
                              a part of Part 2
                               By Scott Baker

             Ranma 1/2 is a trademark of its respected companies.

*Note: One person asked my to finish this, It seemed that no one else
liked the first half, but hell one is enough for me...
If you havent read the first one, well this won't mean shit to you, well
it still doesnt mean anything to me :>
This is a pre-alpha so its just a little piece..
So far this is a "One-line fic"

                 Opening Song: Happiness in cooking(Slavery)
                             By NiN(Needy Is Nabiki?!)

                    He screams he thinks he going to puke
                    He screams thinks he is going to faint.
                   He screams he trys find somewhere to hide
                   He screams he's throwing up in the kitchen!
                 Don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
                the devils of cooking steal the soul of the recipe
                       Don't open your eyes take it from me
              I have found, you can't find happiness in Akane's cooking
                He screams he spends his life learn how to run away!
            He screams he thinks he has his own place to find comforting
                 He screams he is going to cause Akane's hammer to fall
                 He screams he is gladed he is trained for them all
                  Don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
                 The cooking you made will serve as a toxic refinery!
                       Don't open your eyes take it from me
             I have found, you can't find happiness in Akane's cooking
                 I don't know who I am, I don't know where I am.
                 This load of junk, this is the cooking you so call
                   It just sticks to my skin, stick my hands
                       in the pot, gonna get it bit off.
                 Its just gonna be some flesh caught in this big
                                   broken machine.
                 (I left the last two lines there for good measure)

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"Whats wrong?" Nabiki asked as she walked in to Akane's room.
"I wish I knew..." Akane replied.
"Is it Ranma?" Ranma said as he walked in.
"Oh, hi" Akane said turning away from Ranma.
"Is it my hair?" Ranma asked.
"Huh?!" Akane said.
"You don't like my new style, do you?" Ranma asked.
"Ranma, what are you talking about, you hair is the same that its always
been." Akane practically yelled at him.
"I used some new Herbal Shampoo." Ranma stated proudly.
"Really?" Nabiki asked.
"Yeah, its great...just like having sex, as the commercial stated!"
Ranma said as he smiled.
"Wow.." Nabiki said with drool coming out of her bottom lip.
"Ranma, are you feeling well?" Akane asked him.
"Sure, am..I do feel kind of homicidal, and I think I want to go on a 
killing rampage
but Im sure thats just the blow to my head you gave me
(That doesnt sound right...)" Ranma stated with an evil grin.
"Okay, just not in the house." Kasumi said as she passed by the door.

-=Commercial Break=-
Shows Akane in the shower, but only her feet.
<Voice Over> "Do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling?"
"We do!" Ranma and girl cast yells.
<Voice Over> "Well you need Vaginaclean!"
<I'm really sorry about that, folks>
-=Commercial Break Ends=-

"Fine if you want to call me...sometime my number is.." Ranma says
to Akane
"What in the HELL are you talking about?!" Akane asked.
"I love you!" Ranma yells.
"WHAT?" Akane yells back. "WHAT IN HELL'S NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"