Michael White wrote:
Yeah, let's talk about 1812 my deprived, depraved, deranged, and let's not
forget pathologically jealous friend :)
10 major battles: 4 American victories, 6 Canadian. Not to mention the fact
we gobbled up most of Maine with Halifax-based forces. You're just lucky we
didn't smash Plattsburg on Lake Champlain or a good chunk of your east
coast'd be poppin' fireworks and gettin' loaded on the first instead of the
fourth ^_-
Which counts for nothing you pathetic moose-raping hoser because the then
small
US Navy managed to secure the Lakes and the St. Lawerence River. Besides
care to try
invading upstate New York- as near as I can tell former SAC had two major
air bases
there. Plattsburgh and Pearse flying FB-111s and B-52s. And note that your
erstwhile
British overlords could neither hold the Mississippi or New Orleans.
If you Canuckleheads feel like getting your asses kicked I'm sure the 10th
Mountain Division will surely like handing your collective Maple Leaf asses
on a silver
platter, EH;)
That and we never did thank you for burning down Washington DC-
also known as
the Cesspool Along The Potomac;)
Rack up another one for the Haligonians! ID4 and Command & Conquer mighta
had bigger bangs, but we did it first! ^_-
Actually it's believed that the Royal Marines along with British sailors were
the ones who marched on Washington along with speaking the guns of
abadnoned forts in
the Cheaspeake.
One look at your new .sig oughta frighten'em. Personally, however, I like
seeing a little chaos, a little cage rattling now and again, so despite
myself I'll vote for a)
^_^
And it's a good thing too Dudley Do-That Elk right because a) my country has
more tanks than you. (Hell the California National Guard is getting M1s by
this or next
year to equip the 40th Infantry Division (Mechanized)) and v) I could kick
your
worthless eh saying mayonnaise eating posterior any day of the week and
twice on
Sundays. SO TAKE OFF, eh;)
Oh, and don't worry, friend of mine cursed with being born below the 49th
parallel. Perhaps one day the Canadian immigration standards will drop far
enough and you'll finally be able to get in. No high-money bets, though ^_-
Uh-huh. Waiter- CHECK PLEASE. We aren't the ones handing out passports just
because you fork over half a mill (most likely US dinero since Cana-DUH's
currency is
about as worth much as the almighty Mexican peso. Gotta admit though it
must be nice
having the Audobon Society approving one's monetary units. American cits
have to wait
in line at a local Federal building and experience bureaucracy from the
State Department
like everybody else).
Now go away you hoser;)
Mad Mike
--
"May God bless your bayonets that they may penetrate deep into the the
entrails of your
enemies. May the Almighty in His great righteousness direct your artillery
fire upon the
heads of the enemy staffs. Merciful God, grant that all our enemies may be
stifled amid
their own blood, from the wounds which we inflict upon them."- Geza
Szatmur Budagal,
Archbishop of Budapest, The Good Soldier: Schweik by Jaroslav Hasek
HEY YOU! The one south of the 49th parallel: At least our government isn't
Half a trillion dollars in the hole......and sinking, unlike yours is. And
at least we don't restrict our medicare to only those who can afford those
thousand dollars-a-night stays in the hospital. Think about that before you
rant on how great your country is. We Canadians may not be all that perfect
but at least we're not as bad as you!
Aya
O_^'
Kill them all and let God sort em out. We ARE robots of death after all.
We are not TRAP INSPECTORS.......Iri
Spam is a meat that you eat.........I hate Spam!
Fire him off my ship in a photon torpedo pod. (Captain Aya Nakajima; USS
Constellation II) ^_^
Damn. I should of used a cheaper Saki on him (Captain Aya again) ^_^'
Aya Nakamura